Zombies: After the Rapture

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By ptosis

A zombie apocalypse is a hypothetical scenario after the coming Rapture when hostile zombies threaten those left behind on Earth

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The New Workforce: Lobotomized Zombies

Ever since Z-Day happened after the Rapture, those left behind - struggled with the new world order. At first, rampant panic occurred, fueled by the new Hollywood zombie movies where they are portrayed extremely fast and strong. Others clung tight to the black and white image of a slow stumbling corpse with pieces of themselves falling off as they stagger.

Although the raging zombies still wanted to tear apart alive any human they encountered, only the newly dead corpses were fully physically functional and possessed no more strength and endurance then when they were once human. By lobotomizing the zombies, the no longer present killing instincts enabled zombies to work in dull repetitive jobs that would be otherwise mind-numbing for living humans with souls.

Because zombies have no basic human rights, the newly enslaved workforce was a big part of the economic recovery of the United States. A new border control policy to infect any illegal alien that came into the United States which effectively shut down 90% of all illegal border crossings - except for the Mexican drug Cartels who used zombie runners to bring in 100 pound bales of marijuana into the USA. But these athletic zombies still had to be accompanied by a human guide or they would just walk around aimlessly in the desert under the blazing sun until the corpses desiccated into a 'beef jerky' condition.

Amid worries about migrant zombie workers infecting the fields of produce, a all-in-one cat suit was developed that could be sprayed onto the zombie's body so that leaking fluids would not contaminate food products. Goggles are placed over the eyes before spraying. The covered mouth solved both the biting and wailing of "braaaaains" annoyances so well that some zombies worked as house cleaners.

It took some time but the first days of chaos after the rapture brought unseen benefits to those left behind. The 50% reduction of humans with souls created higher wages for skilled professionals while the zombies slaved in drudgery. This brought the biggest boom in manufacturing back into the United States with a quiet non-unionized slave force that needs no health insurance.

This is part 1 of a two part series. For part 2 go to

"Zombies: 28 Years Later"

UPDATE 11.21.2011

The audiobook called , "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks and read by Marc Cashman is highly recommended. It rates zombie outbreak into four categories. It will tell you how to read news through the eyes of an informed private person on category one outbreak right through the intergenerational zombies - those frozen for decades and thawed out.

This audiobook also talks about how zombies are untrainable - found out by the Japanese, Chinese and Russian militaries.

Apocalyptic audiobook collection that includes "The Zombie Survival Guide.rar" is available via Kickass torrents


Things To Do During A Zombie Outbreak - Zombie Survival

What would you do first?

  • Grab an icepick and go zombie hunting as a slave trader
  • Grab a gun with lots of ammo and go zombie hunting.
  • Grab a sword, machete, big knife and go zombie sport hunting
  • Grab a shovel and start piecing the infrastructure back together
  • Grab all the goodies you can while trying to avoid getting caught or killed
  • None of the above - this poll is stupid
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Comments

tthudium profile image

tthudium 12 months ago

Awesome hub- I'm speechless! I Never thought of zombies being used this way!

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feenix Level 7 Commenter 12 months ago

PTOSIS, this is, in fact, an awesome hub. Quite thought provoking. Many may view it as being far-fetched, but not I. I can clearly see things reaching a point that is either similar to or exactly the same as what takes place in your story.

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ptosis Hub Author 12 months ago

Thanks you both tthudium & teenix! I am listening to the TTC about consciousness and I watched the greatest zombie movie EVER last night, "28 Days After". I'm writing a secind part called "28 years after" - check it out!

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clark farley Level 2 Commenter 12 months ago

but will they still shop at Walmarts?

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ptosis Hub Author 12 months ago

They still be working at Walmarts!

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danielleantosz Level 2 Commenter 9 months ago

Amazing! Voted up and sharing!

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WD Curry 111 Level 8 Commenter 4 months ago

This is a good article. Do you write fiction, too?

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El Ray Level 2 Commenter 2 months ago

Lobotomizing zombies and using them in the workforce ... Ptosis you have a very creative mind! Voted up + interesting.

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